A bit of Sunday Sillyness

You might be a Floridian if:

"Down South" means Key West.

"Panhandling" means going to Pensacola.

Flip-flops are everyday wear.

Shoes are for business meetings and church.

No, wait, flip-flops are good for church, too.

Socks are only for bowling.

Orange juice from concentrate makes you vomit.

Tap water makes you vomit.

Sweet tea can be served at any meal.

An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.

You smirk when a game show's "Grand Prize" is a trip to Florida.

You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.

You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.

A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.

Your winter coat is made of denim.

You can tell the difference between fire-ant bites and mosquito bites.

Anything under 70 degrees is chilly.

You've hosted a hurricane party.

You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.

You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat than have a boat yourself.

Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include various fish, the NRA and a Confederate flag.

You know what the "stingray shuffle" is and why it's important.

You dread lovebug season.

You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.

You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, Withlacoochee, Okahumpka and Loxahatchee.

Well ok, I can pronounce 2 of them ;)